Why Men Drink

The Woman Song
- by Sean Morey

I am woman
hear me roar, if you don't open my door
I can do anything that a man can do but I don't want to
Cause the female sex has a lot more class, unless we're lookin at a male strippers ass
I'm a 21st century gal, but I can't play my VCR

Well I am not your hooker, but you're still gonna pay
Cause sex is a special thing and a darn good weapon
Because my body belongs to me - until I get dinner and a movie
I don't sleep around, until I do a credit check.

And I have a mind of my own, which I change every two seconds
And I'm not afraid to ask for directions cause I can't read a map
And I stand behind my man, so I can nag him as much as I can
And I can fight in combat, but I can't kill a spider.

And I never tell a lie but I won't fake an orgasm
Cause I am the real MyCoy, 'cept for my boobs and my face
_ _ _ hot and sweaty for , the opening of a new shoe store
And I am very proud of my age, which is none of your friggin business