Although you are about to learn the most powerful word in the english language,
this is NOT for young kids to know yet.
They will learn this in their own time, believe me.
So if you have a youngster in the room with you, it is best to not view this just yet.
And now.....

 

What is the most powerful word
in the English language?

Well, SHIT, of course!

 

Shit is easily the most powerful word in the
English language. You can be shit faced,
shit out of luck, or have shit for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your shit
together, find a place for your shit
or decide to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit,
buy shit,

sell shit,

lose shit,

find shit,

forget shit,

and tell others to eat shit and die.
Some people know their shit
while others can't tell
the difference
between shit and cineole.

There are lucky shits,
dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits.
There is bull shit, chicken shit, and horse shit.

You can throw shit, sling shit,
catch shit, or duck when shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit
or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit,
or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit,
some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit,
the right shit, the wrong shit or
a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit,
have a mountain of shit, or find
yourself up shit creek
without a paddle.


Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit
and other times you swim in a lake of shit and come
out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the
basic building block of creation.

And remember, once you know your shit, you don't
need to know anything else!

Then of course there are those times when someone says to you;
"You don't know jack shit".
Well, I'm here to help you in those times,
with a history lesson in "Jack Shit".
Just hit the play button below to start.

And then when you add the ever popular word
"fuck"
you really have a gem then.
Care to see what I mean? Hope you have a good sense of humor.
Fuck the SHit
It doesn't get any better than this!